- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why so serious ?

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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