A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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