A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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