- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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