Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

What is better than life? Nothing.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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