A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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I wanted to impress this girl by showing her that I was good in math. So I went up to her, and told that I knew that the value of pi is 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201 065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775 283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319 255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767 837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752 162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796 782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995 690927210797509302955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807. She had a psychotic episode.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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