How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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my mind's eye?

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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