why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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