- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Women's rights

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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