there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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I hate blackniggers

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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Anti Joke

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