- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??