- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Immigration Laws

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

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