- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

a man walked into a bar and said ow

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

A child walks into a classroom.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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