- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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