- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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