whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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No soap radio

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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women's rights

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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read me write me

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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