People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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