-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Turkeys are obese

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

call me maybe.

Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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