Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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penis in the camel

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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