- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Knock Knock Who did that?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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