How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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