- Anti Joke

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck