- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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