- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

A midget walked under a bar.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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