- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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