- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

VITAMIN C!

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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