A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Lewis

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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A young baby died.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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