What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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