Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Poker face

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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