- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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