A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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