- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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