roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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diarrhea.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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