What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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