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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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