- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Pull my finger ouch..

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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