Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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