Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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