- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Poop

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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