A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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