- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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