- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

a jew walks out of a furnace

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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