- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Robin, get in the batmobile

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

c-? men, C-men

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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