A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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brittney griner

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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