A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Water? I hardly know her.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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