Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Two guys walk into a bar.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

penis haha

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

who is awesome? no one...

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What can fly? Lots of things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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