- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

ur mum

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

James Patrick Campbell

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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