- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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