- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

what tall and looks like a jew?

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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