roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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